Welcome to my Deep Thoughts. Please be aware that some of these musings were written long ago. Some of these may be incomplete. Others may be completely racist, sexist, and just plain hateful. Take with one grain of salt, and don't bother calling me in the morning.

Bitch, Bitch, Bitch | Random Thoughts | Business 101 | Matt's Big Book of Love

Damn, I'm sexy!
Piss and Moan
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

Sometimes life deals you shit and you can't do anything about it, but you can always make someone else's life more miserable by bitching to them. Here is where I bitch about things in the world.

The Eternal Turn Signal
1-2 Years Experience
Service with a Smile
Lagging Behind
Friend Disappearing Act
Smoke in Your Eyes


Damn, I'm sexy!
Randumbness
Random Thoughts

This section is for those thoughts on life that don't really fit into any category. Rather than create new sections each time I come up with something to write about, I will stick it all under "Random Thoughts" and then all my bases are covered.

Why I Hate Asians
Splashless Urinals
Love is Just a Game


Damn, I'm sexy!
Busy, Busy
Business 101

These are my business venture ideas. This is also my claim to all of these business ideas, so don't go trying to steal them. Well, don't steal them if you don't want to get sued repeatedly.

Nude Airlines
The Drink and Drive
BAC Urinal


Damn, I'm sexy!
The Love Doctor