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BAC Urinal

We've all wondered, at one time or another, what is my alcohol tolerance level? For some of you, there is no measurement needed other than the fact that you try to hug or fight everyone in sight. The only true way to figure out someone's alcohol tolerance is to measure the blood alcohol content and see when you cross the legal limit of intoxication. They have personal breathalyzers, but unless you want to spread germs everywhere, everyone has to get one. No one wants to carry that around all the time either. So, how does one accomplish measuring their own level of drunkenness? You use the BAC Urinal!

Everyone has to pee, and you can measure BAC in urine. So why not measure BAC in the urine? The BAC Urinal will be a normal urinal, but it will accept strips with chemical pads on it. Insert your dollar into the machine and it places a strip into a slot. These pads, once they have absorbed the urine, will change color based on the alcohol content. Fibre optical sensors will analyze the color change and give a BAC readout.

This product will be located in every popular bar, club, and fraternity house out there. It will be great for deciding who gets to drive home. It can also be used as a contest. The winner is whoever scores the highest and doesn't end up in the hospital.