Damn, I'm sexy!
Thus Sayeth Matt
Chapter 1: Where to Meet Chicks

Where can you meet chicks? You want to go where there are high concentrations of women. A good place to meet chicks is the women's restroom. Do you see my brilliant logic? The female to male ratio is really high in this area. The selection is high and the competition is low. No, I am not recommending guys to go into the women's restroom. That will get you thrown into jail. Once that happens, good luck getting a girlfriend that isn't named Bubba and that doesn't weight over 220 pounds.

So, now you know where to meet the women. I could stop there, but everyone knows that stupidity keeps going and going. I know what you're all thinking right now. How can you even meet women in front of a bathroom? How would one go about accomplishing a task like this? It's all about playing smart. The first thing you must do is be confident. Act like you belong. I know that's hard for most of you guys because you don't normally hang out in front of women's restrooms. Here are some pointers.

1. Don't look into the bathroom. You'll look like a pervert.
2. Lean against the wall casually.
3. Have a look of contentment on your face.
4. If you can get some doctor's scrubs, wear them. It'll make you look like a doctor.

So now that you have the look down, you have to know how to approach the women. NEVER attempt to try and talk to a women on her way into the bathroom. Remember, that she's there to take care of business. Interrupting her on her way in would result in a less than pleasant interaction. Talk to the women as they leave the restroom. They are usually not in such a hurry and you can get their attention much more easily.

Now you know which women to approach. What do you say to her? Well, like with any situation, you want to start out with small talk. Casual conversation is always good. Don't just talk about yourself. Talk about her too. Talk about what is already there in front of you. Here are some possible suggestions of what you can say.

1. "So, do you come here often?"
2. "What do you normally do when you're here?"
3. "I like to go the bathroom too."

Now you are all equipped to go out into the real world and meet women. There are no more excuses about not being able to find good women. All women use the restroom. Find a local public restroom and try out these techniques. If the results are not good, find another restroom. There's a whole world of restrooms out there.