In this chapter, I will point out the benefits to dating younger women. Before I begin here, let it be known that I am not recommending you to date someone many years younger than yourself. Moron Enterprises fans are not the same as R. Kelly fans. Use your judgment. Keep in mind that love is not an exact science. If it was, you would see more engineers with girlfriends. Anyway, as with every aspect of love, there is some overlap and some of the things I say will apply to women that may be older. It all depends on the individual woman, but as a general rule, the principles I will cover here will apply to women that are younger.

So why should you date younger women? It's easier. What does I mean when I say it's easier? Well, let's just say there's lots of aspects of dating including meeting a girl, getting a girl interested in you, starting a relationship, and maintaining a relationship. These tend to be easier when dealing with younger women.

Chapter 1 of this book still applies. Women's restrooms are excellent for the high female to male ratio. The thing with younger women is that they like to move in large groups, which I will refer to as herds. Younger women are extremely social creatures. They go everywhere in these herds. Perhaps it is because of their insecurities, but they don't want to be alone. This means easy pickings. Like a lion picks out the weakest gazelle in the herd because it runs the slowest, in a large group of girls, there has to be at least one girl that might be interested in you. For some of you, only the slowest girl, mentally speaking, would even be interested in you. Your chances of finding this girl are increased with a large group of girls.* You're probably saying to yourself right now, "I like those odds."

Getting a girl interested in you and starting a relationship is much easier when the girl is younger. Why would I say that? It's because a younger girl is not aware of everything that's out there in this big world. For instance, a girl might see me and think, "Wow, what a catch!" I've got to move fast now! Once she realizes that there are bigger and better fish out in the sea, why would she want me? The idea is to rope them in before they realize this. With older women, they're already smart and they know what's out there. It's too hard to try to trick them into thinking you're a good catch. Yes, I said you have to trick them. Let's face it. If you're coming to me for love advice, you're pretty desperate anyway.

Maintaining a relationship is normally a lot of hard work. I'm not trying to say that a relationship with a younger girl is not going to take some work, but it's less work. How can you not like that idea? You get the same benefits with less work. All you lazy people are interested now, huh? So why is it less work? Normally, when dealing with older women, they won't put up with a lot of crap from a guy. She would expect you to spend your time with her doing meaningful things and crap like that.** If you're not up to standards of an adult relationship, you get kicked to the curb. With younger girls, you can goof off and not worry about losing your girlfriend. Rather than being immature, you're cute to her. You have to spend less time pretending you're this sensitive, caring person.*** She's already impressed with you for some strange reason.

I have now covered the reasons why you should try to date younger women. You have no excuses not to do so. You can't tell me it's too much work because I just covered how much less work it really is than trying to date and older women. So for the easy route in relationships, younger women is the way to go.

* A friend of mine said this sounded pathetic, but you also probably thought hanging out side of women's restrooms was pathetic too before you read my book, didn't you? Look how wrong you were.

** When I say "and crap like that," what I really mean is stuff I really enjoy doing like sharing about my emotions and feelings as well as changing myself.

*** Remember, ladies, while other guys may pretend to be caring and sensitive, I really am both these things. I'm the real deal.