In this chapter, I will point out a method of getting a girl or girls. This theory is in the experimental stage, so if you would like to help me test it out, please let me know. This theory is ground breaking, and it quite possibly be the answer that men everywhere have been looking for in order to get a girl. On with the theory.

Why won't she go out with you? Simply put, she is to good for you. Now, for most of us, it is hard to change. That means she will always be too good for you, right? Wrong! It's not about whether she is too good for you. It's about whether she THINKS she is too good for you.

So how do you get a girl to think that she isn't too good for you? You have to break her spirit. As long as she has self esteem, you will never be good enough for marriage, for a date, or even for the time of day. So, how do you break her spirit? That's right! You have to insult her. Tell her she is no good, that no one could ever love her. Tell her she is ugly. Tell her she is fat. Tell her she will never amount to anything.

At this point in time, she should be feeling really bad about herself. She will be thinking, who could love such a girl like herself? You could. You could love a girl like her. Now is the opportunity to swoop in and claim your prize. At this point, she will be so desperate for acceptance that she will accept it from almost anyone. Who is that? You! You are almost anyone! Your flaws and misgivings will suddenly disappear. Compared to how she views herself, you will be like a god. You will be the best she can do. Who cares how you got her? You got her!

There are some things to be careful when trying to execute this plan of action. You have to really insult her. Don't do a half-assed job about it. If you don't put enough effort into it, she will not be broken. She will just be pissed off at you, and you will never get a date. You will be the biggest jerk in the world, and you will be without a chance. Remember, the trick is to break her by getting her to the point where you look better than her. So good luck to all of you that are trying this latest theory of mine. You might need it.