Women are always complaining about how they can never find Mr. Right. They look all over the place. They go to bars, they go to clubs, and they go to dating services. Even with all of these attempts to find Mr. Right, girls just can't seem to find him. Why is that?

I suppose this could be the perfect opportunity to declare myself Mr. Right and have the girls come flocking, but that is a lie. If there was a Mr. Right, I would definitely be him, but unfortunately for the ladies, Mr. Right doesn't exist. That's right, ladies. I am sorry to disappoint you, but you will never find Mr. Right. He is merely an idea, created by pop culture. He only exists in the movies and television shows.

Now, just because Mr. Right does not exist, that doesn't mean good guys don't exist. They do exist. So if there are good guys out there, why are girls always complaining about meeting nothing but jerks? That is because women selectively weed out all the good guys.

What do I mean when I say girls weed out all the good guys and why do they do this? I point the blame at the disparity between traditional values and modern values teaching gender equality. It has taught our women to develop a dating strategy that is counter-productive to finding a good guy. Women are taught to play a submissive role, which is contrary to the empowerment that women have been earning in society. Instead of playing one role or the other, they play both. They take their power in pretending to be submissive, which is basically a big scam.

Think about this for a moment. As a guy, looking to meet a girl, I have to pay ten dollars just to get her name so she can ignore me ten minutes later. If she doesn't ignore me, I then have to pay another thirty dollars or so during the night just so I can get the wrong number from her.

Let's face it. After this happens a couple of times, you have to be pretty damn stupid to continue doing this. So what are you left with then? You are left with the bottom of the evolutionary pile. So how can women increase their chances of finding a good guy?

1. Take it easy on guys. Stop having these high, unrealistic expectations. Start by lowering your dose of chick flicks.
2. Quit being a bunch of gold diggers. Buy us a beer once in a while.

By following these simple guidelines, you should be able to find a good guy in no time.