I would like to say that we, the human race, have made many technological advances, but they are all in the wrong places. We have invested far too much time and effort in creating missiles and bombs. We have developed weapons that can destroy the world five times over, but lack in so many other important areas. I mean, we have missiles that can fly through a window of a house. How accurate does a missile have to be, really? It's going to destroy the whole house anyway. Let's start inventing something a little more practical.

What kinds of things am I talking about? Well, how about inventing and developing in areas that are more beneficial to the common man. Let's focus on the building of a urinal with a shape that does not create splash back! All you guys out there know what I'm talking about. Depending on where the urinal cake is placed, peeing into a urinal can be hazardous for those nice slacks. Let's use some of that wartime innovation to solve this problem. We have jets that are shaped so they deflect radar off in the the wrong direction, so it doesn't return back to the radar dish. Why can't we do this with urinals? Maybe we need jet-shaped urinals. It can bounce the urine everywhere, but not back at the person using it. This would make using the restroom so much more exciting for guys. They could play "Shoot Down the Jet" and other games like it. Of course, I wouldn't want to be standing next to anyone using one of these urinals that deflect urine all different directions. I will have to put some more thought into this one, but I see it as the start of resolution to the problem of speckled pants and much embarrassment.